We don’t follow recipes—we interrogate them, especially when it comes to Pittsburgh pizza. Start with a crust, pick your sauce, pile on the toppings, and finish with a drizzle that seals your alibi.
Every great job needs the right crew. Pick your base, stack your toppings, and pull off the perfect pie—no witnesses, no regrets. Perfect for takeout, delivery, or dine-in. Oh and Double-topping counts as 2 toppings. Extra additional toppings $1 each.
Cheese $8.99 | 1 Topping $9.99 | 2 Toppings $10.99 | Up to 6 Toppings and our creations $11.99
Cheese $8.99
1 Topping $9.99
2 Toppings $10.99
Up to 6 Toppings and our creations $11.99
STEP 1
Dough
Traditional Gluten-Free + $3.50
Every crime starts with a solid plan. Ours start with dough.
Not ready to pull your own heist? These are our most wanted signature flatbread pizzas crafted with fresh ingredients and loaded with Pittsburgh’s favorite flavors.
Hot Honey, Spinach, Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Bacon, and Ranch Drizzle. Steals the show and your taste buds.
$11.99
The Alibi
EVOO, Fresh Mozzarella, Mozzarella, 3 Cheese Blend, Roasted Garlic, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Shaved Parmesan, Oregano, and Salt. Looks innocent. Isn’t.
$11.99
The Hit List
Red Sauce, Fresh Mozzarella, Salami, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, Shaved Parmesan, Oregano Oil. Dangerous and worth the chase.
$11.99
The Firebird
Ranch, Mozzarella, Chicken, Jalapeños, Red Onions, and Buffalo Drizzle. It flies in hot, leaves a mark, and is hard to catch.
$11.99
Heat Check
Spicy Arrabbiata, Spinach, Mozzarella, Ricotta, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, and Chili Oil. Test your limits or plead guilty.
$11.99
Felony Deluxe
Red Sauce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Onion, Black Olives, Mushrooms, with Shaved Parmesan and Oregano. Maximum sentence: pure satisfaction.
$11.99
The Inside Job
BBQ Sauce, Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Red Onion, Bacon. Keeps a low profile, but that bacon means business.
$11.99
Repeat Offender
Red Sauce, Mozzarella, 2x Pepperoni, and Shaved Parmesan. Caught with double the evidence.
$11.99
Salads Under Surveillance
Not every crime scene is covered in cheese. Sometimes it’s crisp, fresh, and still totally dangerous. These leafy legends are built to order and dressed to kill. Dine in, grab takeout or get it delivered in Pittsburgh—we’ll be your alibi.
Lettuce, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Salami, Red Onions, Tomatoes, and Banana Peppers. Plays it cool, but is always in on the job.
$11.99
Green Light
Lettuce, Mozzarella, Green Peppers, Red Onions, Black Olives, Tomatoes, and your choice of Dressing. Signals are a “go” on a clean getaway.
$11.99
The Hideout
Lettuce, Mozzarella, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Red Onions, Roasted Red Peppers, Black Olives, and Roasted Garlic. Comfortably off the grid until you find it.
$11.99
Misdemeanor – 3 toppings
Light rap sheet. Still guilty of great taste.
$9.99
Felony – 4 toppings
Charges upgraded. Four’s a crowd…in the best way.
$10.99
Life Sentence – 6 toppings
Loaded with everything. No chance of parole.
$11.99
Extra Toppings
We know you need to recruit more gang members from time to time. All extra portions or double portions will be charged as on a pizza.
$1.00 Each
Crimes of Sweet Confection
Every good crime spree ends with a sweet score. Treat yourself to dessert in Pittsburgh—whether you’re dining in, taking it to go, or having it delivered right to your hideout.
